Who Needs Friends When You Can Buy a Bundle of Frenchie’s Luxury Sex Toys?

As VICE’s resident dildo mages, it is our duty to let you know when a sex toy bundle is actually worth its sauce; and as forever-devotees of the gift basket format, we’re constantly in search of the sex toy version of the drippiest, juiciest Harry & David basket you could dream up. We also know that a lot of folks are feeling broke as a yolk RN, and operating on a Salomon shoestring budget—meaning thou shalt not smash the order button unless the wares are Robb Report-worthy, and the deals are Perrier-levels of sparkling. That’s where the Australian sexual wellness brand Frenchie comes in. 

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Dim the lights, slip into something more comfortable, and butter your baguette for a C-ring toss, because Frenchie is having a 20% off sale on all the randy essentials that a seasoned sex toy connoisseur could hope for, including bundles filled with bendy vibrators, easy-to-open condoms, and personal wipes that will spoil your nethers like a 5-star spa—making sure your sexual appetite is whetted and well-nourished for cuffing saison. Just enter the magic words SUPERSEXY as a promo code at checkout from now until December 9. 

Australians are really good at mastering wellness brands of all varieties (the country ranks among the top 10 most successful wellness markets, globally), so it makes sense that Frenchie would dom the sexual wellness game with its own luxurious prods, and make the smart decision of leaning into France’s reputation for luxury (and horniness, TBH) with its own fastidiously crafted sex toys. The brand’s signature Double Entendre vibrator is more flexible than Gumby, and capable of targeting erogenous zones, the clitoris, and the G-spot, while its condoms—nay, penis berets—slide on like Beurre d’Isigny, and come in some of the most effortless, easy-to-open buttercup designs we’ve ever seen. 

The Premier Amour Bundle—which means “FIRST LOVE” bundle, for y’all who rolled stogies during high school French—promises the “best three-way you could imagine” by bringing together its signature vibrator, lube, and personal wipes. As one fan writes, “If, like me, you browse [sex] toys feeling a little overwhelmed and confused with all the complex and OTT toys out there, THIS is such a great place to start.”

For those in search of a truly bum-numbingly good deal, the L’Ultimate Lovers Kit includes the Oh La La Water-Based Lube, Double Entendre vibe, a smorgasbord of condoms, wipes, and a pair of lovers dice (think, snake eyes = eat my [redacted]) that is 50 shades of yay. 

We tip our berets to you, Frenchie, for taking the art of bundle curation and sex toy fabrication so seriously. Recently, the brand even led a survey asking “300 lovers from all over the world about their sexual behavior” to share insights with readers about folks’ horny habits from around the world. It’s just one part of why Frenchie is a sexual wellness site that doesn’t feel like a random emporium of cheap toys, but a bespoke shopping experience for lusty plebes. But we digress. 

Browse Frenchie’s sexual wellness products and bundles here. 

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